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| What's under your Kilt? | "Ultimate dumb patron come-back story" |
-Nothing is worn, it's all in fine working order!
If you're lucky, just a wee bit o' lipstick...
-I'm a man of few words -give me your hand...
-- "Lad/ lassie, if you don't know by now, what's the use of me telling you?"
-- "Feet. What's under your pants?"
-- (While I'm walking) "At the moment, grass. Soon there will be pavement."
-- "All the nasty stories you can only read about."
-- "My back-up claymore."
-- "A few English peasant girls. You can't see them, but they're there."
-- "A katana. Didn't you see "Highlander?"
I have to remember to try to keep my responses period, but after a while I just get fed up and let them fly.
An Occasional Scot, CA
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