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|What's under your Kilt?||"Ultimate dumb patron come-back story"|
Among the usual questions you get we had to simplify our answers for the
Q."What's them made of?" pointing at leather shoes. A."Leather"
Q."What's leather made out of?"
The most mind-blowing surreal moment straight after that when one of the Guides pointed out our stainless steel swords and declared: "Them's not real swords - they're made of metal!"
I blame the teachers. Sir Simon, UK
My favorite tale comes from the MD RenFest. An actor brought her mom to the fair and at some point mom had to use the porta-potty. Upon emerging, she remarked on how nice they were, adding that they even have a purse holder! (It's a urinal, Mom!!!!)
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